It's true: I am officially another year older today. Whether I'm wiser has yet to be seen. At an impromptu gathering of friends th...

Monday I asked for ass. Your asses. And hoo, boy, did I ever get an avalanche of ass in my mailbox. Beautiful asses, too, you sent me of you...

My father is an old man who seems to exist solely on a diet of refined sugar and protein. It’s difficult to keep an eye on his diet from so ...

It's the last day of January. Tomorrow's February—notable not only for being the shortest month of the year, but for containing my n...

The dinner: sliced pomelo, salad green, pan-seared salmon, and roasted asparagus. The chef: not me! When I'm with my loved ones, I...

I was an ugly kid. Now, I’m not making any great claims for myself as an adult when it comes to my looks, but for the most part, I’m fairl...

This is tough for me to write about: I failed last night. I’d had a tough day. The winter days have really begun to grind me down and to m...