As a lot of you already know, I spent yesterday afternoon nuts-deep in one of my readers. Since I spent all afternoon and a good chunk of th...

Yep. As you might have grasped from the title of this week's outing, it's been ten days since I shot a load. Ten. Whole. Days. Whi...

And we're still going strong, with this semi-regular feature in which I feature—solely for your salivation and sexual pleasure—the photo...

Text messages from the landscaper I've received in the past week. Tuesday HIM: what r u wearing toddy ME: Toddy? Who the fuck is To...

During the early evenings of Virginia’s winter months, steel-blue light would filter through the slotted wooden blinds of the semi-circular...

It's a Thursday night, and I've got a few hours to myself. My duties for the day are done—I've dropped off the appropriate peopl...

I'd like to thank all the readers who wrote in this week with their sympathies about the loss of my pet. I really appreciated the kind w...