I've written about this in the past, but I was kind of a doofus about masturbation when I was a kid. I went from dewy-eyed innocent to m...

I swear to god, if I turn on the radio or television and have to hear the phrase butt-chugging again, I’m going to take a gun and blow out ...

The Runt’s got on his collar, like a good boy. He’s naked and sitting on my living room floor, his little butthole exposed and scraping agai...

Is there any better sensation than a pair of freshly-shaven nuts? I know from experience that such a seemingly innocent question will rais...

One of the reasons I have a weekly-ish bit in which I answer reader questions is because I get a lot of questions. A lot of questions. Guys...

There’s a billboard I see in the South Bronx every time I take my commuter train into Manhattan. Right before we clatter over the bridge int...

I keep forgetting exactly how busy I get when the school year starts back up. It'll calm down some within the month, but dang. It cuts d...