Sunday Morning Questions: Labor Day Weekend Edition

We've had a bit of a sad weekend in the Breeder's household, as one of our pets was taken ill and had to be put to sleep, Saturday. So we're all a little bit more sober and sad—and that's all I really have to say about that. If you have pets yourself, readers, give them an extra treat or hug them a little more closely today.

As is usual for a Sunday, I'll be compiling some of the queries I've lately answered on formspring.me, that curiously addictive service in which one's online acquaintance may ask (anonymously or not) whatever questions come to mind. If you have a question, don't be shy. Submit it through the service, or email me directly through the link in the sidebar.


I am a fan of your blog. Have you ever considered doing a weekly podcast? I know there are a lot of us that would subscribe!
Your suggestion made me chuckle, but I'm laughing with you, not at you. I kind of doubt that anyone wants to hear me pontificating on a podcast. I tend to do my best talking when growling in someone's ear. From behind.


I love the honesty and vulnerability you show in your blog. Would you ever consider retiring as "The Breeder" and just keeping Scruffy as your bottom? I'm very jealous of him by the way. :-)
I'm too much of a horndog to be monogamous that way. I'm also not possessive enough to want to keep someone like Scruffy out of other mens' beds.

Sex to me is a way of connecting with other people. I really enjoy finding out how different men respond to my attentions, and learning more about them through the ways in which our bodies connect. The prospect of not having to learn about other people that way seems almost as perilous as losing another sense, like sight or hearing.


Lots of your readers talk about how much they want to have sex with you. How many actually have?
Three. Two by appointment, and one sprang it on me after I blogged about him.

It should be more, dammit!


Have you ever had sex with a Roman Catholic priest?
Two of them, yes.


While having sex with someone and learning more about them through the ways your bodies connect have you ever learned something you did not want to?
First of all, thank you. This was a really interesting question.

One of the most common things I learn about people through sex is the measure of their sincerity. When I'm inside of someone and they're really in the moment, and responding to the things I'm doing and letting their body relax and tense in entirely natural ways, I can almost guarantee that they're the kind of person with whom I'll get along outside of the bedroom.

When I'm fucking someone and they're doing it in a rote way, or imitating some scene from porn they've seen, or faking their way through it, I'm never surprised when I later discover they bring degrees of insincerity to their everyday lives.

I wish I could tell you some bone-chilling story about making love to someone who was totally soulless and empty and then discovering they were a mass murderer, but I don't have one of those stories. I fully believe, however, that the way someone fucks is a micro-portrait of himself, and often more revealing an introduction than any words can form.


I have a regular bottom who wants to bring in another bottom. Got any advice for what will keep it fun for all?
If you're the only top with two bottoms, do one of two things. Divide your attentions between them, or focus on one at a time.

If you do the former, you'll be fucking one while keeping your hands busy on the other. While you're thrusting, keep your hands fingering the other's hole. Or verbally make him eat your ass, suck your tits, or make out with him. Keep him busy while you're enjoying the bottom of the moment, then switch off and do the same for the other. That way neither will feel neglected.

If you focus on one at a time, put on a damned good show. Make it like porn for the one who's watching--be aware that he's there and make him feel that everything you're doing to his buddy, you're doing for his enjoyment.

Either way, it's a win-win situation for you. Just relax and enjoy it.


How do you answer guys who question you about leading a double life?
I ask why they assume I am leading a double life.


How does it feel to have so many guys want you?
It would be infinitely more flattering if even a small portion acted upon it, that's for sure.

I am always flattered to be desired. Anyone who takes that for granted is a damned fool.


Have you ever had sex with any of your co-workers at your (former)place of gainful employment?
Years ago I had a student assistant who worked for me who would bend over my desk on a regular basis. Good times.


Your a smart person aren't you afraid by bare backing you get hiv or sphyllis?
We all take health risks with which we are comfortable. Yours may be smoking, drinking, poor diet, too much sugar, lack of exercise, too much stress, daredevil sports, living near a power substation, using your cell phone frequently, working with chemicals, driving while talking on the phone or texting, or any other number of life-threatening behaviors.

Merely because my acceptable risks are with sex does not automatically make them worse than yours.


If you could pack up and run away to start a new life right now, where would you go and what would you do?
Well, I am having to pack up and start a new life in a couple of months. But if I had an opportunity to drop all my current responsibilities without regret, leave, and start over again? I wouldn't. I like my life too much to abandon it.

Running away is a romantic notion at times, though. I've sometimes yearned for it when I've met someone I find sweet and companionable.


If you suspected that a stranger & candidate for your physical favors & intercourse might be too young to risk fooling with, have you ever asked to see his driver's license or other proof of age?
I have done just that, yes.


You spent your youth in the South. Did you ever have a drawl/accent? Do you now?
I grew up with a mild accent—enough that on my first visit to New York City in my college years, the taxi cab driver I talked to immediately after deboarding the plane said, "Wow, you're from the South, aren't you?"

Years of having my accent mocked in the midwest has more or less erased it, though it returns when I visit home for an extended period. That's the midwest for you. They surely like to brag about how tolerant and advanced they are, but they love to make fun of accents that aren't their own. And races other than white.


What is Garlic Whip and do you have a recipe you can share for it. It sounds something like Hummus, which I really, really like!
I'm a hummus lover too. Had it for lunch, actually. Garlic whip is an emulsion, like mayonnaise. Here's a recipe I like. Note that it's four bulbs of garlic, not four cloves!

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Lebanese-Garlic-Sauce/Detail.aspx

Mmm, it's a wonder anyone ever makes out with me.


Do you lubricate when you masturbate alone?
Not usually. I produce a lot of pre-cum that renders lubing unnecessary.


I have been a bottom my entire life. My boyfriend wants me to top occasionally but I just can't stay hard. Do you have any advice? I have tried many different things without success.
I have a friend who swears by (and I've recommended this before) a masturbation sleeve like a Fleshjack. Like you, he was primarily a bottom and had problems maintaining an erection when he topped. He swears up and down that practicing on a Fleshjack made him a longer-lasting and rigid top.

If it doesn't work for you, and little blue pills don't help, you might want to consider that you're simply not wired that way. There's no shame in preferring to bottom, after all. You might consider bringing in a third party to fuck your boyfriend. And you. Like me. Just a subtle hint.