Another Contest

I did make it home safely from my year-commencing trip, thanks very much for asking. Give me a little time to shake off the long-drive vibrations and to get some sleep, and we'll back to the regular installments. Many thanks for your new year's wishes, by the way! I'm thinking 2011 is going to be good for us all, in one way or another.

It seemed appropriate that on New Year's Eve, I noticed that my blog had topped the four-hundred-follower mark. I'd promised one of my readers that when we reached that milestone, we'd have another underwear giveaway. Now, I know that some of my readers are a little skeeved out at the notion of dirty shorts arriving via the U.S. Postal Service. Quite a lot of you enjoy the notion, though. If you're one of them, and want to get a pair of my shorts caked with semen, you can enter the contest simply by commenting on today's post. Comment here anytime before Monday, January 10, 2011 in order to enter.

I don't need your mailing address or your email address right away. Simply identify yourself either with a Google or Google-compatible account, or give yourself a distinguishing nickname so I can notify you through the blog next week that you've won—in other words, don't be completely anonymous. If you're worried about someone finding out through the comments that you've entered the contest, simply email me at the address in the sidebar and indicate that you'd like to be considered.

The last time I had a contest, I entered all the names in a handy little application that selected one at random, with a backup name in case the first guy didn't respond. I'll announce the winner here, ask that he contact me with his private information via email, and then he'll get the cum-covered prize. Which I'll start spunking up immediately!

So enter already. What're you waiting for?

It also seemed appropriate that over the weekend I crossed the four-hundred-thousand unique reader mark. I always enjoy seeing what Google search terms guys are using when they stumble across me. Here's a few from the last couple of months.

black bull breeder gay blog


(Because that's me, right?)

4 dicks in 1 hole


(I can't even imagine how that would begin to work.)

only one naked boys laughed "suck me!"


(It's like a fragment from some porn story, of which I want to read the rest.)

daddy stuff me with cock


(Since it sounds like something Scruffy has said a few times, I'm not really surprised at this one.)

age:55 + lean + big dick


(I AM NOT 55.)

20 mins of asian men sucking dick and sniffing poppers while wearing camouflage 


(That is very, very specific.)

a male dick master tells his boy dick toy that he is going to remove his dick and balls and then eat them


(That is very, very specific, and very, very scary. What entry of mine pinged for this one?!)

mrsteed "sperm assault"


(Well, if you're asking for it by name. . . .)

Buddy Lawrence Family


(There is some Kristy McNichol fan out there with a very red face right now.)

Is Cazwell a top or a bottom?


(If anyone finds out the answer to this, please let me know.)

Mexican turkey breeders


(Um.)

i want to have sex on an ipad


(I suggest putting a towel on it, first.)

ever have a moment when you think 'how the hell did I get here'


(Yes, yes, indeed. And I'm having one right now.)