Sunday Morning Questions: Hot Butter Edition

My weekend is pretty full. Since I'm probably going to be enlisted into gardening and other household duties, here are a few more responses to your endlessly interesting questions at formspring.me.

Do you have questions? Feel free to ask them!


Re hetero couples and play - have you gotten into the cuckold scene at all? As a top & a breeder you'd make an ideal "bull."

When I get to play with married couples or couples that live together, it's usually in one of two scenarios. In the more common one, I'm brought in by the wife to fuck and and humiliate the husband while she watches. In the other, I'm brought in to fuck the wife and show the husband how a real big-dicked man gets the job done. There's usually an element of humiliation in the latter scenario as well, as the cuckolded husband is supposedly being shamed in his lack of proper love-making skills.


I've got this bottom who's turning into a regular and he wants me to be more verbal. Do you think he means more poetical or more demeaning?

It'd be awesome if he meant more poetical. That would be a challenge for anyone, pumping out a properly-scanning Petrarchan sonnet while maintaining a steady fuck rhythm. Very Shakespeare-in-Love-y.

He means more demeaning. Toss in some shit about how good his ass feels and what a good boy he is for taking you. Ask at regular intervals whether he thinks he deserves your dick inside him.Throw in some nasty observations about what a hot li'l fuckin' slut he is, and you've got it made.


With the variety of creative experiences that you've had, have you ever had a "massage scene" type experience?

I would almost rather be touched and massaged than have sex.

Almost.

One of the best nights of my life was when a man undressed me, offered me a choice of massage oils, and then proceeded to give me a two-hour, thorough rubdown, from head to foot. The evening ended not with me getting a happy ending, but with him fucking my mouth and feeding me one of the largest spermloads it has been my pleasure to get.

The tactile pleasures of man-to-man contact are the best parts, for me.


Someone may have already asked, but how "big" are you?

I am six feet and three inches tall, one hundred and sixty-ish pounds, and have size eleven feet.

My dick is eight inches long by five and a half inches around. That would be eight real inches, not internet inches. Damn you, internet liars who use 'eight inches' as a default to describe your five-and-a-half-inch-stubby-dick! You make those of us with eight inches have to reassure people we're not fibbing, all the time!


what's ur stats?

I'm 46, six feet and three inches tall, 160 pounds, size eleven shoe, size thirty waist, a size 14 neck, and I wear a 40R coat. Maybe a 38. It depends on how it's cut.

I have 2 1/2 degrees and a mortgage. Oh, and my dick is eight inches by five and a half around, cut.


What does it take to really piss you off?

Someone being condescending to me is usually the one thing that will fire my jets. I'm not much of a confrontational person who blows up and yells, however. I do the deep-freeze, you're-dead-to-me thing quite well.


Do you prefer to have an orgy or a smaller group or even one on one?

I enjoy all sizes of groups, but I think my most enjoyable and intense experiences are those that are one on one.


If a guy begs you to fuck him, but then asks you to wear a condom, how do you respond?

With selective deafness.

I'm pretty upfront about how I fuck. I do so because when the clothes come off, I'm not looking for lectures or resistance or because I want to try to wear a guy down. I don't want to have to resort to stealth tactics. I throw out my preferences and expectations and let my pool of bottoms select itself.

There's a certain breed of guy, though, who has a lot of mental energy invested in thinking of himself as 'the good boy.' That is, the kind of guy who might be attracted to the grittier and darker side of sex, but who would never go through with anything really dirrrrty. He might sleep around, but he recoils at the idea he might be a slut. Being a slut is what bad boys do. He might solicit sex from an upfront bareback top, but he still feels it's the good boy's duty, at the very last moment, even when he knows what he's signed up for, to say something like, "Maybe we should be doing this with a condom."

That's when I smile, develop selective deafness, kiss the guy, sweet-talk him, make him feel comfortable, and proceed to slide in raw.

The good boy is relieved of responsibility. In his head, he can still think of himself as a good boy; he asked for a condom the way good boys are supposed to. The top gets to bareback. The bottom gets raw dick the way he craved and agreed to before he showed up, but can't bring himself to ask for aloud. Both parties get what they want.

None of them protest or resist. And I've never not been thanked after.


Your selective deafness answer REALLY described me. Does that annoy you when you have to put in that extra effort?

I'm glad to see someone recognized what I'm talking about. No, I'm not annoyed by the extra effort. I very much enjoy helping someone overcome their internal resistances to meet their true desires.

Besides, I'm a great sweet-talker.


On average, what's the time from door-closes-behind-him to your-cock-is-in-him?

If it's a one-on-one in which I intend to enjoy foreplay, the average is probably about forty minutes. If it's a simple fuck or if a guy is waiting for me in the dark with his ass in the air, less than five minutes.


If you had all the time in the world... Bath or Shower?

Bath. That's why I like my hot tub. Scratch that. Let's just make the answer 'hot tub.'


What's the most unusual lube you've ever been required to use?

Hot butter. It did nothing for me.