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Yes, it's a Fleshjack. The Fleshjack's a masturbation tool filled with a soft silicon sleeve that's supposed to feel like real flesh. I was surprised that to a certain extent, it did. Like a real ass, it had a tight opening and a deep wide channel inside.
Unlike a real ass, it needed a lot of lube. A lot of lube. I don't think I've used so much lube outside of my last fisting party. Afterward, I felt as if I'd taken a dip in the BP oil spill.
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The overall verdict: highly enjoyable. Unlike real flesh, the Fleshjack isn't warm, and it's hardly the equivalent of intimate lovemaking. The sensations are great, though. I had my best time when I jammed the tube between some sofa cushions and pounded away at it like a real hole. That felt highly realistic to me.
Of course, I'm going to have to experiment with it some more. In the name of journalism.
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Oh,no. Say it ain't so! Another industry being automated. Bottoms of the world, unite!
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear that the fleshlight does not have the warmth and intimacy of a human fuckchute.
Stop wasting petroleum, Sir. Go green and fuck a bottom guy with spit and cum as lube. -Bob
i LOVE my fleshjack, Red and I use them all the time whey we Skype sex! LOL
ReplyDeleteSince I am a bottom, maybe the difference in sensation isn't as great for me as it is for u, but I love it. I will have to ask the big man about the "differences" in the fake and real ass... he BETTER say my ass is better! LOL
An endorsement from you could be the biggest and best thing ever to happen to Fleshjack sales. They'll definitely want these pics for marketing materials. (Oh no wait—then nobody would notice the product at all.)
ReplyDeleteIt definitely looks like fun. For the Fleshjack.
Enjoy your continued...um...research. A Pulitzer Prize for investigative journalism may be just around the corner.
Tony
Loadseeker,
ReplyDeleteDon't worry. I'd rather have a real hole any day. You're in no danger of being made redundant.
Evan,
ReplyDeleteAm I right that it uses a ton o' lube? Or am I doing something wrong?
Throb,
ReplyDeleteI think the Fleshjack people have hotter guys than me to market their work. Way hotter.
But yes. I do what I can, in the name of journalism and the truth.
Doesn't have the warmth...but that's the best part...stick it in the microwave first...no that would probably be a very bad idea.
ReplyDeleteWhat is with silicone...um...marital aids needing gallons of lube. You think they would have come up with some super lube designed for silicone/latex by now. I mean we can put a man on the moon. This is also another reason rubbers suck.
As an adolescent I fucked the sofa cushions too, between my box spring and mattress, and just about anywhere I could stick it.
Seph
Seph, I used to fuck the sofa, too, when I was a kid. Until I learned what chafing was.
ReplyDeleteI think I'd agree with you that the warmth is the best part. Maybe I wouldn't have minded or even noticed the lube as much if I hadn't been trying to wrestle a digital camera and my phone at the same time.
I had a chafing workaround. It was messy, but kept me going.
ReplyDeleteyou are right, it does use A LOT of lube. But I enjoy lots of lube, so it isn't a huge problem for me.
ReplyDeleteGreat pictures! Your cock looks great hanging there, waiting for a warm hole. I can imagine myself between your legs licking your fuck stick and your balls. What I wouldn't do to offer up my holes for you to use!
ReplyDeleteBrad,
ReplyDeleteThanks for the compliments! I'm free until one today, by the way.
Man O Man! Lucky Fleshjack! Great pics, you Sir have a beautiful Cock. I can recommend a few ways to "warm the hole".. take the insert out and run it under Hot water for a few minutes before you start to ride, you can warm the lube as well. Best way to warm it and keep it warm though is to wrap a heating pad around it, then stuff it in between the cushions on the couch. You WILL enjoy! Keep up the good work!
ReplyDeleteRegarding the missing, warmt maybe you can let it soak in hot water before using it? That's what I do with my dildo!
ReplyDeleteI recommend doing as the last Anonymous says... Soak it in hot water, that should help with the lube situation as well.
ReplyDeleteI've often wondered about the feel and utility of those devices; glad to hear from someone I trust with some "real" data.
ReplyDeleteI used to have this t-shirt that read: "Actually, I'm just here doing research." Hehe.
You should make a video of you fucking your fleshjack with it shoved between pillows. Yum!
ReplyDeleteMilkman and Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteThanks for the tip about soaking it in hot water before use. That is a great, great suggestion. I will let you know how it goes.
Doc_Rob,
ReplyDeleteThe feel is pretty convincing, I have to say--particularly shoving in the last inch or so, which manages to feel remarkably ass-like, particularly when the silicone bulge presses against your pelvis and balls like a real ass would.
On the other hand, I've opened virgins with less lube and less difficulty than I had originally getting into this thing.
Writer,
ReplyDeleteI did make a couple of short videos, though not with the sofa. I'll upload those to Xtube this weekend.
You're not doing anything wrong. It takes a shit load of lube. I rarely use mine because it's too much trouble.
ReplyDeleteAs for the warmth issue- as others have suggested, soaking it in hot water for about 15 minutes warms it up pretty good.
Got mine from Fort Troff. Like you, damn tons of lube--and the instructions say..(editorial note: Really? Do you really need "instructions" with this thing?) to use only "condom safe / water based lube".
ReplyDeleteHasn't been a condom in this house since the 20th century. So I trek out and buy some of the condom safe Gun Oil. Lemme tell you that stuff dries up even faster. So I e-mail "Master Sergeant" at Fort T. He tells me that in essence it probably doesn't make all that much difference to the life of the toy.
I use mine sporadically, and more for the purpose of getting me hard, rather than necessarily fucking it once I get hard.
B.T.W. mine is the clear kind, so it's kinda hot watchin' my dick push in and out of it.
You know, I love my iPhone cause I get to read your blog daily. However, my 22" monitor really displays this to their full advantage.
ReplyDeleteHOT.
That is all.
alex
ReplyDeletethe first 2 pics were the best! im 20 and i just wanted to rip my clothes off and take u ur hot
Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteI tried soaking it in warm water beforehand, yesterday, and it solved both the warmth and the penetration issues I'd had. It also didn't require nearly as much lube that way.
RoswellTop,
ReplyDeleteActually, when I was trying to get into the thing for the first time, I thought to myself, "Am I doing it wrong somehow? Why isn't there an instruction book?!"
I'd think the clear kind would be hot, for those of us who dig watching our dicks at work.
Richard,
ReplyDeleteSize isn't everything!
Anonymous Alex,
ReplyDeleteYou need to get your 20-year-old ass up here then.
Like many others here, my ass is twitching in anticipation of seeing the clips! Good to hear the hot water helped warm it up... but if you Do have a heating pad I highly recommend that route as well. It gives new meaning to "PENETRATING DEEP HEAT"!!
ReplyDeleteAnother method is picking up a few of those hand warmer packs they sell at Bass Pro shop, used to keep your hands warm in the winter (also avail. at most major stores in the sport section).. you just open and snap the pack and it begins to heat up, usually last for a few hours. Just put it between the case and the insert and sweet warmth and tightness is on it's way...........
besides using your fleshjack to keep your big dick pumped and primed in between bottoms, have you thought of any other ways to use it? maybe with another or in a group setting?
ReplyDeletePopThatHole (I love that name),
ReplyDeleteI posted the clips on today's entry, such as they are. I think Xtube screwed up the encoding of them both.
That heating pad recommendation is great! I'll have to try that as well.
Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteI'd really like to use it with some of my regular buddies. I know a couple of them who'd really enjoy it. I would be hoping to get pics of that action, too.