Yesterday in my weekly Formspring roundup, I asked for suggestions for a contest this week to celebrate my approaching 500th public Blogger follower. My frequent commenter and good friend Yves promptly stepped up to the plate and registered himself so that he could be number 500. And thus I must keep my part of the bargain.
Tempting as the contest suggestion was that I fly myself to a lucky winner's house for a weekend of servicing, it's a little out of my budget. What I can work with, however, was the proposal that I wear a jock for a week and then send it to the lucky winner. Therefore:
What you're looking it is my oldest jock. I had it as a senior in college, where it saw action in many an intercollegiate badminton tournament. (I'll leave it up to you guys to decide whether I'm kidding or not.) It's still in great condition, though the cup has lost some of its tone.
I'll be wearing the thing for a week, night and day, starting tomorrow or Wednesday. It'll see service as a cum towel, too. Then at the end of that week, I'll be sending it off to one of my (need I say lucky?) readers.
What do you need to do in order to win? Simple. You have one week to comment on this blog entry with a statement that you'd like to win the dirty prize. You don't have to be registered with Google or Blogger, but if you prefer to comment anonymously, please leave at least a name or nickname by which I can identify you. Do not, do not, do not give me your personal address in your comment. When I announce the winner next week, I'll ask him to email me with those details.
If you prefer not to let the world know you're after my soiled underwear, email me directly for a chance to win.
I'll keep the contest open until Sunday evening. When midnight strikes and Monday begins, it'll be over. I'll use my random drawing application to sort through all the names, and the first name drawn will be receiving a cum-stained packet shortly after that.
So what're you waiting for? Comment already.